Saturday, 30 October 2021

Teaching and Christmas Dinner- a metaphor

I’ve just been preparing kai (food) for our week ahead and whilst in the kitchen my mind wandered, as it does, and it got me thinking about how teaching is a bit like preparing a Christmas dinner for a big family. Here are my thoughts... 

 


Let’s imagine it is Christmas Day (or any special occasion where whānau or family may come together to share kai/food) and you are hosting the event. You have prepared well, considered the menu, done the shopping and have everything set up to go.

And then people start arriving.

Your brother pops in to introduce you to his new partner, and yes he’d said he was bringing a date so it’s all good. You have a good chat and in the midst of the conversation you learn that your brother’s partner has just become vegan. You immediately run through the menu in your mind to see what is vegan friendly and realise that you need to whip something up. So you trawl through some websites to find recipes that you have the ingredients for in your home. Crisis averted, you have found a couple of dishes that will work, phew! You also go and change the seating plan as perhaps it might not be best to sit your brother’s vegan partner and your strongly opinionated beef farming uncle together.

Now, you start cooking the meal you have prepared and your mum and aunty arrive in the kitchen. They start opening the oven, poking the roast and making tut tut noises at the vegies. It feels like they are doing an autopsy on the meal before you’ve even cooked it. They start talking about how they used to prepare the Christmas dinner and how they used the Woman’s Weekly recipes or the Edmond’s cookbook and don’t understand these young ones who have to do everything through computers. After giving you a bunch of advice you didn’t ask for, they tell you they are sure you will do fine and then toddle off to wander around your garden- probably to discuss what you could be doing better there. You proceed with doing the potatoes the way you read on Jamie Oliver’s site which makes them crunchy on the outside and fluffy inside.

At the same time your niece wanders through and asks what is going to be for lunch. You tell her. She screws up her nose and says ‘yuck!’ to it all. Oh well, can’t please them all.

Then your sister comes in and reminds you about your nephew’s peanut allergy, you assure her it’s all under control. After she leaves you dive into the bin to look at packets to make sure there are no peanuts in any of the packaged foods. All good, just make sure he doesn’t have cheesecake and everything should be fine.

Now you get on with the cooking and realise that one of the rings on your oven isn’t working… damn! This is definitely not what was planned. It will all work out OK of course, just a bit of juggling required. You take a big breath, check in with the cooking times, and rearrange the pots. The meal will be a few minutes late.

Just while you are doing this your partner pops his head around the door to see how you are getting on. You tell him that everything is fine and he smiles and says ‘that’s good, I knew you’d have it all under control’. He then tells you that he forgot to mention that one of his colleagues from work who was going to be alone for the holiday season is joining you all for the meal, he didn’t think that one more would be a problem. You smile nicely and say, ‘I’m sure we can work it out’ as you peel another potato and map out how you might rearrange the already full table. You ask him to grab another chair from the garage and quickly rearrange the table as well as you can- it’s not as perfectly laid out as you had envisaged but it works.

Your cousin pops in to let you know that the kids are getting a bit restless and to see if you need any help… you consider saying yes please but realise that explaining what needs to be done and where everything is will take longer than just doing it yourself so say you’ve got it sorted but suggest that they might take the kids outside for a game of cricket. Killing two birds with one stone, you continue with preparing the meal.

Finally it is time to eat.

You call out to everyone that the meal is ready. Some are still out in the garden, some are watching a holiday movie, a couple have already started on the wine and are well on their way. Slowly everyone drifts to the dining table.

There is a tremendous spread on the table and people pause for a moment then start digging in. There is a happy bubble of chat. Bowls and plates of food are being shared around. Happy sounds of people enjoying their food ensue; your brother’s partner enjoys your whipped up vegan delights, your uncle loves the roast, the kids are hungry after their game of cricket so tuck in (including your fussy niece who doesn’t utter yuck once to your surprise), and your mum and aunty notice how fluffy and crispy the roast potatoes are and they even ask you for the recipe.

You sit back and smile. It was really hard work but it was all worth it.

Everyone is enjoying the fruits of your labour, as are you. It is a moment of bliss and the mess you have left behind in the kitchen is forgotten for now.

It wasn’t perfect, to be honest if it was going to be perfect you wouldn’t have invited anyone to come along but then that would’ve missed the point wouldn’t it?   

 


So much of this scenario is like teaching. Constant change, everyone has an opinion, you work your butt off trying to keep everyone happy, you can feel quite lonely and unappreciated at times, people think you can cope with anything (and you often do even in trying circumstances), you have to make do with the resources you have rather than the ones you want or need, your plans rarely go exactly to plan… but in the end you get the job done and when it all flows it really is a thing of beauty. Sure, there is always more to do, but your efforts are worth it.

And it’s never going to be perfect, that’s the point! Let’s embrace what it is instead of what we imagine it should be and enjoy the imperfection of it all, just like a crazy family Christmas dinner.

 

(Please note: this story not an actual representation of any real Christmas I have attended or hosted... yet!)

 

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